Monday, June 18, 2012

STEAM HEAT


Swimmer statue in Soho
The following few days, May reached it's midpoint and the city started sizzling up, five degrees of humidity at a time.  Women and men dressed like school was out, shorts and dresses, sandals and tanks.  The NY Ice vendors wheeled out their carts from hibernation and sharpened their ice cutters in front of colorful liquid sugar bottles.  Oh and the weekend street fairs!!  Oh boy, i thought I was in a small European town when the weekend hit.  Every day a different avenue in each sub-district of manhattan shutdown and was filled with food and craft vendors.   It actually started the weekend before when Jay and Michelle were here and it continued till I left!  Then there were themed street fairs, like the Dance Festival.   They were parading right down my street, St. Marks, when I left my apartment one morning... I was like whoa there, whoa!
I walked up to Union Square to check out the weekend Farmers' Market (which is like the most amazingly huge, gourmet & fun farmers market ever!!) and the parade of dancers was still going on up there!  Poledancing gymnasts contorting their bodies along poles on floats, even the Giants' dance team was out!  Then I popped up the subway and walked up to Times Square to meet people and ANOTHER street fair was going on along 9th Ave.... I couldn't believe it!    

Delicious paella I ate on 9th Ave

Hells Kitchen Street Fair
In the late afternoon, I scooted across to Brooklyn to meet the guys at a little beer garden-type of outdoor bar, Lorely.  I took it upon myself to order the biggest beer you could get, and drank it all... It was as delicious as it looks!  I swam through the rest of the warm evening.

Brooklyn Flea
Sunday was another beautiful, glorious day and I did a number of cool New York things!  After doing some early morning soho/nolita shopping for a dress for Alexis' wedding I met Dave for brunch at Lil Frankies... they have a tiny back patio and the food was decent.  No waiting, so can't beat that on a Sunday at 1pm!  We decided to hit up the Brooklyn Flea Market, which is on the river banks of Williamsburg... because Benny was selling his magazine, "Carrier Pigeon" and mag merchandise at a booth there.  His T-shirt's (illustrations from the mag) were dope and the flea market itself was pretty awesome!  Random weird stuff that most flea markets have, along with a whole row of food tents, "smorgasbord". 
Williamsburg view

 I had my first 'Ice", not to be mistook for Italian Ice or South Jersey's "water ice"!  It's basically shaved ice with sugary flavoring poured into it.  Dave and I relaxed in the grass along the river, enjoying the nice breezy escape from the humidity.  
Joe met us down there and after they spent some time convincing me that we shouldn't take the cool ferry down the river and hop out by the brooklyn bridge to get to Cobble Hill, we started walking towards the Nassau subway stop.  Along the way... we just so happen to pass the infamous Brooklyn Brewery!  AND it just so happen to be last call!  Perfect opportunity for me to go in for a quick one, no line, no crowd, and enjoy myself a brilliant Brooklyn Sorachi Ace.

Chillin on the grassy noll
Brooklyn Brewery
Rooftop beer
Rooftop Party in Cobble Hill
Dave's new online dating profile pic!
Swimmer statue wide shot
Afterwards, we headed to Joe's brothers' new place in Cobble Hill for an extreme rooftop party!  What a sweet view!  As the sun started to set on this clear gorgeous day, we witnessed the menacing clouds roll in from the South East and slowly drape a dark curtain over the blue sky.  It was very cinematic.  One of Joe's brother's roommates cooked us a gourmet BBQ feast.  Finally, Dave and I jumped in a cab headed for Manhattan and my fun in the sun weekend came to a close!








 







Thursday, June 14, 2012

CONEY ISLAND SAGA ft Dittels & Sarah Arthur

WARNING:  This blog is long (sorry soo much to say!) and slightly non-chronological since I wanted to get to the Coney pics earlier.
Michelle came back into the city that Wednesday evening... loads of fun to follow!
I met michelle, Dave and Kyle, via subway, duh, in the west village for dinner at the well-sought after restaurant, The Spotted Pig.  It's the perfect place to go when you aren't hungry, because they don't take reservations and the wait is usually crazy.  No prob!  We saddled up at The White Horse Tavern and had a couple drinks.  I love walking around Greenwich Village... it's so clean, cute and peaceful (for manhattan)... it's adorable actually.  Our wait time was almost 2 hours, Jay would have freaked, so that's why I saved it for a day when he wasn't around.  :-) Of course they were ready for us way before that... I think these trendy hot-spot restaurants try to scare the riff-raff with their ridiculous wait times... but it's all very exaggerated.  
The restaurant was so much fun!  Of course we shared a million plates; snacks, plates and entrees.  I loved the ramp mashed potatoes (champs), chicken liver toast, burrata & pork belly special... and the place was really charming...  April Bloomfield deserves her celebrity repertoire!  
Sorry Mario...
 

Thursday while Michelle had the day to explore, I gave her a very important job, to get tickets to a play on Broadway.  Unfortunately, Philip Seymour Hoffman's Death of a Salesmen was a no-go, so she went with a play she heard some folks in line talking about and winged it, "Other Desert Cities".  I was pleasantly surprised.  It was really really good, but talk about a HEAVY play!  Man!  I won't go into detail, but there was a lot of crying, and a lot of discussion after.  It just really made you think, ya know!
Dittelman representin'
Jay arrived Friday morning at the crack of dawn!  Chell and him had a glorious day together, central park, the high line, etc.  I had them come to work, meet the gang, then walk 10 blocks to go out for funky Peruvian in Hells' Kitchen. Pio Pio!  It was deeelicious, thanks Jess!  Mario even got side swiped by Carmelo Anthony!!  He was star-struck, to say the least.  After dinner we got together with the boys and long lost college friend, Mark Dittelman, aka Dittels!  Needless to say, we all still acted like we were in college... and Dave got so ^&*%ed that he forgot he reigned supreme in the arm wrestling department!!

Sunday, the only plan I was adamant about, was CONEY ISLAND... and we were off!

subway station @ Coney Island


Q train to no-wheres land, or how it seemed shooting south down the above ground subway into the vast land of southern Brooklyn.  We skipped all around that crazy fun park.                                 
how bizarre?
And then it started to get all weird and hipstomatic!  Love me some tinted 70s filtered carn-ey photos!! 


hot consumer!
baked clams from Garguilio's in Coney



chell's pulled pork AREPA!


My pork, chorizo, avocado Arepa
Saturday, Chell and I sampled the Venezuelan treat, Arepas deliciosas!  I had heard of Caracas, the restaurant (literally around the corner from me) from a few new yorkers, but I give my TIP OF THE HAT to Ms Lauren Youngman!  She sent Michelle with the recommendation to try it and damn girl, thanks!  It was sooo good...  my one regret is not going back there to try a different kind of Arepa.  I think mine was pork, chorizo & avocado...
After the (yankee game, not blog-worthy) we went out in the good ole East Vills and met chell's childhood friend Jenna and her bf from med school, we had a drunken swell time hitting up 3 bars in the process, Yuca Bar, Niagara & The Summit.... all new to me, yaay!  And we met up with long time old friend Sarah Arthur from London!!  She was in town visiting family, and just like that, 6 years later, we were hanging out like it was old times in Westwood!  
2nd Ave Deli
Monday, Jay, Michelle, Dave & I (purposely planned to take the day off) embarked on a major trekking adventure.  We started out with a friendly jog south along the East River and ended up going across the Manhattan Bridge and then back across the Brooklyn Bridge!  A China town and Little Italy later, we were back home... i wanna say it was close to 13 miles or so but Jay can correct me when he wakes up.  After showering up, we rewarded our hard exercise with a ostentatious JEWISH DELI lunch at the 2nd Ave Deli!!!  (33rd and 3rd actually)   It was more than glorious!  Sure I had Katz pastrami and Ess a Bagel's fat bagel sandwiches a few times oh and one lunch trip to Zabar's with Drew that didn't disappoint... but this was gonna be my first sit-down group deli meal and I was ready for it!  Michelle & Dave had mile-high meat sammies & I had lox and sable on a bagel platter- mmmmmmm!  Oh and don't forget the appetizer perogies filled with potato and cheese, fried up with onions and sour cream on the side.  JEW HEAVEN!  Thanks guys for this memory!!



The Horse Box
Happy Hour 2 @ Bua!
    
      To end our long weekend adventure, and Kevin Ose spontaneously came up to hang from Pennsauken, NJ, we kept the socializing going!  We hit up 3 different bar's happy hours, ending at 7, 8 & 9, respectively... It was great doing HH on St. Marks, since I'm never out of work on time!  Also, Lauren, Cousin Mike's girlfriends' sister, came out to play from Brooklyn!

Jay and Lauren




I did have work the next day, but didn't seem to be too worried about it at the time... sleep when you're dead, right?  Right.

Brothers' Schwartzberg

familia

Monday, June 4, 2012

CINCO DE MOLLY

Eye mask twinsies!
Molly, Matt & Alex on their roof!
view from rooftop East
Jumpin Journey
My long-lost friend surprised me with a visit!  Well it wasn't too much of a surprise with a couple weeks notice, but I was still so excited to see MOLLY and show her around my digs!  It was perfect timing too because I was wrapping up easy-breezy fine cut notes on my show and was low-stressin that Friday.  She was staying with her parents in Rockland so I met her extended family for her aunts' birthday dinner on the upper east side.   
Then I nabbed her back to the East Village and the fun began!  We actually didn't do too much that night, met Dan, Dave and Dan Schwartz for a couple drinks but I was getting over a cold and ready for bed.  Plus we were looking forward to brunch in Hells' Kitchen with her friend Matt and his bf Alex.  It was 'gay brunch' to be exact.  And if I had had a hangover that morning the thumping trans music playing in the restaurant would have made my head explode.  Lucky for me, I wasn't hungover.  Steak and eggs and mimosas!  Then we walked through this long flea market back to their apartment which was lovely with high ceilings.  They have an adorable little yorkie who I smothered with attention.  We made some more drinks and walked up to their roof which had a pretty sweet view of midtown and times square. 
view from rooftop west
Times Square leaving Hells Kitchen
Mich, Molly & I @ Blue & Gold
Christian & Chell
tequila?
When our glasses emptied, Molly & I walked back home through the wretched Times Square and through the biggest subway terminal in the city to get to the NR line.  Times Square is soooo crowded it makes me want to hurt people.  We had planned on shopping and milling about but a serious nap was called for.  Michelle, my lil sis, was about to begin her 10 day NY/DC adventure by arriving that night at 10pm, so we needed to rest up good!    Molly called some more hometown friends living in the city and we all met up in my neighborhood... even Christian came out with his bicycle, which I let him keep inside my place.  We met her friends at a local dive bar I've never been to, Blue and Gold.  They're known for their seriously cheap whiskey drinks & shots.  I stuck with tequila on the rocks to level me out.  In the middle of some early debauchery, we got the excited call from Michelle, she has just arrived at my place!  We ran back home to meet her and I quickly picked up a few orders of dumplings from The Dumpling Man across the street!  It's possible that a soup dumpling fell out of my chopsticks and into the brim of my boot... Soup in the boot!  It was delicious... 
 
Wearing Pat's ironic glasses
Anyways, we went back to Blue & Gold (Spike's old stomping ground) and then flocked to some NYU bar i found on 2nd ave that wasn't college crowded.  I told all my boys to come meet after their little karaoke adventure in K-town, in honor of their friend Steve.  They all we're dressed up classy-like, or just flamboyantly-strange.  Hard to put my finger on it, but it was a night of dress-up, nonetheless.
Classy...?
Tom & Pat, the destroyers
We shot over to this nothing bar on 12th & A that we knew had a DJ and a dance floor.  So what if we were the only ones there besides a few other weirdos?  We danced up a storm and brought it till the break of dawn.  I was especially blown away by Tom's spastic dance moves and booty shakes!


The next morning, Chell, Molly and I did something non-traditional in terms of brunches.  We went to Momofuku Noodle bar for brunch/lunch!  (my 3rd time!!!)  Molly was dying to go and had previously suggested dim sum for food requests so this actually made perfect sense... And lemme tell you, momo is just as good for lunch as it is for dinner!  As I'm writing this I'm reminded that I so easily abandoned my normal Momo abbreviation, 'momotaro' sushi in burbank, best damn sushi around!  I guess I'm really a long way from home, but I haven't forgotten you momo!  But I digress...Fuku was excellent and I let Michelle take all the pics bc I've already ooo'd, ahhh'd and blogged about it twice!  Tim was working there of course and hooked us up, AGAIN, with some delicious dishes.  My new favorite was the soy sauce EGG!  A hard-boiled egg coated in soy sauce and something else amazing crusted with a light dose of panko crumbs?  every bite was incredible!  Michelle was a lil embarrassed by mine Molly's ordering behaviors!  When in Rome, Chellis, when in rome!  
Molly & Chell @ Tompkins Sq Park
So soon after that it was time to bid the girls ado.  Molly was taking the metro north train back up to Rockland to spend her last day with her fam... and Michelle was taking the bolt bus down to D.C. to spend a few days with Lauren Youngman!  --> shout out to come soon lady!  
Occupy @ Union Square
Herald Square
I walked them through my lovely Tompkins Square Park and then up to Union Square where Molly took off.  I accompanied Chell up to her bus, @ 33rd... Herald Square area.  I noticed a little Madison Square Garden peeking out around the corner...  It felt like a real Sunday, saying bye to everyone, but I was excited that Chell was coming back in a few days and then joined again by Jay, who I hadn't seen in 5 weeks!!!  
MSG
The homestretch of my stay was here & I was set on enjoying every moment!  This weekend was no exception, thanks for the good times guys!!!